When I first saw these Miu Miu sparrow print diamanté embellished shoes back in Spring, I thought they were appallingly cute. (Even if pink satin, diamonds and ankle straps does at first make for a slightly queasy feeling) I love the unexpected contrast with the print/diamantés/70′s platform vibe.

So I was pretty excited to spot this delightful interpretation on the high-street (albeit a little less chic but definitely more purse-friendly) courtesy of River Island. The difference? A cherry print, a peep-toe and a few hundred pounds. I’m still going to have to get myself a pair, no question, got no choice. Can’t talk myself out of it. These shoes are made of dreams.

Matalan has always made me feel a little bit sad. Devoid of soul, originality and excitement, the cold harsh supermarket lighting and the bored sales assistants all make for a completely uninspiring shopping experience.

There is no seduction, no temptation, and frustratingly, no small sizes (don’t expect to find your size if you are a 6 or 8 as it would appear Matalan only order 2 per store).

I keep getting leaflets through my door letting me know I should ‘Expect More’ at Matalan but all it seems to be is more of the same.